Posts under ‘Alan's WOW’

We adopted 2 kitties from FOCAS a few months ago, and I got it in my head to try clicker training them. I had a few false starts, but after a little research on YouTube, I’m getting pretty good results.
One of the super useful things about clicker training is that you can train your [...]

My husband, who likes solving crosswords, sometimes asks me for help. Apparently, looking up words in a dictionary and asking your wife for answers is not cheating. Buying a special crossword dictionary or searching Google is.
Today, Alan asked: Do you know the song “The Year of the Cat”?
Me: No.
*pause*
Alan: Do you know who [...]

My husband announced he was making steak for dinner and started making noise in the kitchen. I noticed that he had pulled out our cocktail shaker and a few bottles of liquor. I noted, “That doesn’t look like steak…” He gave me a LOOK and said:
Baby, you clearly don’t understand The Process.
He [...]

This is my husband’s impression of Twitter:
Got one leg in my underwear!
Got the other one in!
Pulling my underwear up now!
Feels good!

Happy anniversary, sweetie! Love you for making me laugh!

My husband Alan says the darndest things. Today’s quote (in response to my enthusiasm for beach-front property):
It’s just water that covers 72% of the planet! We should be grateful that we can avoid being in it!