My husband announced he was making steak for dinner and started making noise in the kitchen. I noticed that he had pulled out our cocktail shaker and a few bottles of liquor. I noted, “That doesn’t look like steak…” He gave me a LOOK and said:
Baby, you clearly don’t understand The Process.
He then went back to “making dinner”, muttering something to the effect that I might enjoy cooking more if I did it right.
on Sep 24th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
My wine came abruptly out of my nose while reading this. Choking and gasping and laughing. I have SO lived that moment!